the funniest conversation my life (to read first)

Ok,
that's the story of one of our consultant at the base. He does not represent the consultants we normally have, let's say his quite of a dumb man. He phoned my boss one morning saying he lost his pants, with wallet, money, cards and his passport, in Luanda, the day before the flight home. He said he went for a swim opposite the hotel and left his pants (with wallet and passport) on the beach while swimming, when coming back, it all disappeared. Knowing condition of hostelling in Luanda, getting people accommodated is complicated, so when one guy is doing this, it becomes a problem. Now, you might say it's not his fault... if it was anybody else it wouldn't have been annoying but this guy is a particular case. He's famous for trying stupid things with girls and trying to get away, which he doesn't. Let's say it was the one too much and for him that has become a ticket for a return only, no more coming back, which he learnt from me the day after. It seems tough, but looking at the way the consultant company is using us (and sending us underqualified staff over), we end up not having too much regret. I'd say it's the funniest conversation I did participate, and it's worth the publication. Sensible persons please do not go read the next threads, you might find me very rude afterwards... which I can be sometimes, like these times!!!! hahaha. Enjoy, that's tasty